says the television commentator, golf jargon i believe, so i wandered to the loo and one of those motion sensor fragrance machines activates like a burglar alarm in a bank robbery movie, this time it fills my face with 'pine forest'. when you're sat down and you look at your cup on the coffee table, reach over and there's no tea left when you thought there was, it's awful in't it? when did i drink that?
"i quite enjoy Bernard Langer in a bunker"
confesses the television, when you're sat down and you look at your cup on the coffee table, eyes full of wonder, reach over and there's half a cup of tea left when you thought there wasn't, it's fantastic in't it? half a cup left, great.
